I'll give credit where credit is due, a good fake answer voicemail is good for a laugh every once and a while but some voice-mails are absolutely infuriating. You get the usual "hello? hey whats up?...long pause...HA you got the voicemail" and yea that's funny the first 3 times but its really not. Really though, how clever is this? Of the unfortunate demographic that I am calling a surprisingly high percentage think this is how a voicemail should be...anything but a normal. Normal being a purposeful, this is the ___ residence, please leave a message. No need for some complete smart ass and hence lack of any intelligence message discouraging people to interact with your household. Ironically you never check your voicemail regardless how how many times that red light blinks because well...you clearly understand your position in life is not one of any great importance, and no phone call will change this. Yes, this is painfully evident you are beyond help, do the world a favor and take the following action: veer into oncoming traffic suddenly, take fewer breathes, kill your children, neuter yourself...it is simply unacceptable to for another generation of people to have to put up you or your offspring.
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