abortion was the answer to the question his mother should have asked

Lets get one thing straight, actors are by nature just barely more important then what I pick out of my belly button. Every now and then something comes along that pisses me off to a level of unreasonable rage. The kind of rage that makes me look at something innocent and destroy its every existence, to be so pissed off as to go looking for unjustified pain upon others. My most recent destruction of inanimate objects occurred when I was reminded of an actor on CSI whose trademark style something only the truly demented and evil could enjoy. Any viewer of the show will recognize the over dramatic crime scene investigator who while speaking slowly and in a monotone, rephrases every last statement as a mimicking question and picking the least logical scenario and through the magic of writing becomes right. It pains me to not fully understand how this so effectively kills part of my soul every time I witness it but its the number of times its able to be viewed that plays a factor. Similar to scanning the cover of every single month of MensFitness will undoubtedly reveal a headline concerning "6 pack abs in 6 weeks", CSI will predictably play out exactly what I have described more times then you can count during the hour of product whoring. The problem occurs because every time I see it I get closer to firebombing a church...

I would rather smash my face into a series of large mirrors then watch this show or anything else this actor has ruined. I would rather suffocate myself with a bar of soap or fall off my bike drafting that semi then see this guy take his sunglasses off with a head turn in slow-mo again. I'm not the only one who feels this way as good news has recently come out that the character has been killed off, going beyond slow-mo, he is in a permanent still shot. I'm not saying that guy should die for creating such a horrible force of awfulness, but fast tracking that inevitable meeting with the maker couldn't hurt anyone. Please go play in traffic, and when I say traffic I mean a dark highway, just beyond a steep hill and a blind turn within a mile or two of a bar known to over serve patrons.